Once you go back — to the other team, you’ll never go back.
Who is this guy? He’s 40, straight and married. Swinger? Obviously. But straight? I don’t believe it. Take notice of the bed and futon set ups on the hay and dirt floor at the cowboy disco party. I always considered mesh shirts a fashion no-no for anyone straight. But I guess it’s okay if it’s red mesh paired with matching hot shorts and a mirrored cowboy hat.
40-year old virgin. I really wish this post was real. I especially like the photo-shopped head photo.
We’ll get along great because we both spend our Sundays at the shopping mall. Atheism and fashion are about the only two things I really look for in a relationship.
It’s important you like the kind of dudes I bring home for our three-ways.
But if you are allergic, no worries. My mom keeps plenty of Zyrtec, Allegra, and other over the counter treatments in our medicine cabinet — next to my ADD meds.
IRL: When online identities run into each other IN REAL LIFE.
Let us rub it in that you’re not getting one rubbed out tonight for your birthday. We’re not trying to make you feel like shit that you’re getting older and STILL single. It’s not your fault. You’re not one of those people whom others sadly say, “it’s no wonder he/she’s still single.” But hey, even if you are, it’s ok. We’ve got a solution. Log on and find yourself a one-night-birthday-bang and you can eat her cake out too.
